Apr 3, 2026

MARCH DADNESS: DEFINITIVE 4

MARCH DADNESS: DEFINITIVE 4

Fellow Dads,

The Definitive Four in the first annual March Dadness tournament have been selected. 

In a stunning upset in the Animated Dads region, Mufasa the Bandit slayer was defeated by the comeback kid, Mr. Incredible. 

For the Chaos Dads, the Cinderella story of Frank Costanza could not outlast the gravataz of Gomez Addams as Gomez Mamushkad Frank up and down the floor. Proving once and for all that authentic devotion to family will always reign supreme over any chaos. 

In the Classic TV Dads Region, a throwback 90s classic played out as Bel-Air’s Uncle Phil defeated the blue collar Dan Conner. 

Finally, in the Drama Dads region, Ron Swanson reminded us all that, while he may be a public servant, he can still be tough on crime through his defeat of Tony Soprano.

Voting for the Definitive Four goes live on Saturday. 

Will Mr. Incredible carry his comeback to the championship or will Gomez send him to his grave? 

And in a matchup that proves fatherhood is for the real ones who show up, Uncle Phil and Ron Swanson will battle to see whose brand of tough love will carry them to the championship. Ron Swanson's childhood as bootcamp? Or Uncle Phil’s law and order?

Vote Saturday on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_dags_bags/

Our March Dadness finals will be announced on Sunday!


Keep it real out there,


Elijah Fenwick-Sanders

CDO, Chief Dad Officer

Updated April 03, 2026